Lee and Seth

Miller Time - AP CHEM STYLE

by Lee Manoff and Seth Canetti

This page is our dedication to our favorite Chemistry teacher - Mr. Joe Miller! We have had the privelige of having Mr. Miller for two years in a row, for Honors Chem and AP Chem. This page is here to give you all the great moments we have had.

For Priscilla's reflection, click here

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Top 20 phrases used in AP Chem 98-99

20. NUNJA! - Miller

19. Shut up Adler! - Miller, Lee, Seth, Goldberg, Priscilla, Kenny, Dunst, Ken, Arezzo, Ross, Roswell, Heather, Roko

18. Ok, time for the test. Where the heck is Arezzo? - Miller

17. Sloss! - Dunst...Snust! - Ross

16. Let's take a P - Miller

15. I'm not a percussionist, I'm a pianist - Priscilla...A WHAT?! Why do you say things like that in class?!?! - Miller

14. Practice safe calculator sex - Miller

13. Kenny! Stop squinting! - Priscilla

12. Stop Smoking Bryan! Stop doing drugs Roko! Shut up! -Dunst and Roko

11. Can we make Viagra? - Dunst...By seeing you and your girlfriend outside they must be going out of business! - Miller...That's not what your wife said last night! - Dunst ..... Oh, I know what you are getting for the quarter! - Miller

10. AHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! - Lee

9. Boogedy!! - Ross...What, puberty? - Miller

8. Can I go to the bathroom Mr. Miller? - Dunst...Grrrr, take Mushroom Man. - Miller

7. Sexy Chemistry! - Roko

6. Abercrombie and Roko? AeroDunst? Dunst and Fitch? Rokopostal? - Dunst and Roko

5. I don't like men! - Miller...Well neither do I! - Priscilla

4. Action! - Ross

3. Which way is it going???? -Miller...TO THE RIGHT!! - Priscilla

2. If AIDS came from monkeys, does that mean that someone had sex with a monkey! -Lee

And the number 1 phrase used in AP Chem is....................

1. Do I have big bumps? - Priscilla

Top 10 things in AP Chem 98-99

10. Molecule dog...RIP

9. Mushroom man - bathroom pass

8. Gretchen the goat...RIP

7. Dr. Evil - this guy that introduces our boring chemistry videos...evil chemistry videos.

6. Don - another guy in chem videos...phrases by him include, "The heavy kids over here", "Do you know what dense means?", and ..."COTTON BALLS!"

5. Get rid of all the dihydrogen monoxide! It will kill you!

4. Sally AP - our generic AP grader

3. Steve - the guy who wrote our textbook

2. Joe College - the guy who reviews our applications and won't accept us

1. Glowing pickle

Top 10 calculator games in AP Chem 98-99
10. Pac-Man
9. Archery
8. Drugwar
7. Joltima
6. Orzunoid
5. Survival
4. Whack-a-goomba
3. Baseball
2. Galaxian
1. Tetris

AP Tetris

Questions to ponder about:

1. Who is Wifey???

2. What was the contest??? (Does it have anything to do with Seinfeld's contest?)

3. If we go to choch on ether sunday, then when do we go to temple?

4. Will Miller really retire and clean septic tanks if Roko gets a 4 or 5 on the AP?

5. Who farted during the chem test? (Talk about gas laws!)

6. Which coach has the key? (Mr. Delaney, Mr. White, Mr. Buono ..... ?)

7. How many times did Roko use the word "like" in his oral presentation about Fluoride?

MILLER TIME
A poem by Zach Brewer

There once was a teacher named Miller,
Used grenades and was a killer.
Told stories that were on the far side,
But really always interested in aldehyde.
Foghorn's a moaner,
An acid is a donor,
Miller.

Radiation is his game,
Gamma rays won't heal the lame.
Got eight children to his name!
He's insane,
He needs a cane,
Miller.

Miller's the king, not the queen,
He'll dip you in liquid with pH 14.
His students may have been the worse,
But Miller's always chasing some damn nurse!
As noble as a gas,
He's not an ass,
Miller.

For years he's lived on a farm,
Causes piggy much, much harm.
Allan Co he does hate,
Rather observe a precipitate.
Isotopes sure are great!
It's Miller!

Cause Miller, man, he ain't mean,
And Miller, man, he ain't lean,
Drinks his fair share of phenolphthalein!
        Because can't you see!
        It's chemistry!
        A + B does yield C!
        Lab table don't got one chair,
        Mr. Miller ain't got no hair!
        So Nunja WHINE!
        It's time to SHINE!
        Ladies and Gentlemen...
        It's Miller Time!

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