A Brief...uhhh, Long Reflection by Priscilla

Written by Priscilla Siu (DUH!)
typed by Seth Canetti

   Well friends, it has come time for me, Priscilla Siu (a.k.a "Asian Menace") to reflect back on my eventful year of AP Chem.  It has been a year of stories, tetris, random comments, tetris, action, tetris, continual abuse on myself, tetris, and, of course, tetris.  Did I mention tetris?  In other words, it's been a great year.
    Once upon a time, about a year ago, after taking my last 01 chemistry test, Mr. Miller said something very strange to me.  But of course, this was not unusual.  This Mr. Miller was the same Miller who told the infamous diarrhea story complete with a diagram.  Yes, again, it was this Miller who told me he would give extra help only if he was not eating lunch with Dolly Parton.  This Miller was goosed by none other than my good friend Noa Brecher and enjoyed.  This Miller...wait, back to my story.  So Miller takes my test and goes, "Well, Priscilla, this is the last test I take from you where there will be other girls."   So for awhile, I was the only female signed up for AP chem, and until Heather came midway through the first quarter, I was the only female in the class.  And it was fun.  Well, besides Lee.  But he has sex with chimps, so he's only a pseudo-female?  Anyway, it was fun.
    So why do I deserve to write my own thoughts on the class this year?  Why, out of the 13 people in our class who had to put up with non-fun labs and crazy work after the AP, do I if all people get to write?  Because of all the people in the class, I was abused the most.  Yes, that's right, people.  Has Miller ever called you bumps? I didn't think so.  Has Miller pushed you to the point where you randomly shouted that you weren't interested in men?  Does Mr. Miller take EVERYTHING you say and interpret it as a sexual innuendo?  I said I had a three-minute cadenza, not a three-minute cadet!  I said pianist, not...well, you figure it out. (this is a G-rated page, right?)  I was talking about my hair, not my...you know, and it's NOT BUMPS.  Lee!! Why is EVERYTHING bumps to you?!
    So people, I leave you with some questions and a few sweet memories...
Which way does it go?  TO THE RIGHT!
What's in the box?  COTTON BALLS!
Kids, do you know what dense means?
Why won't Kenny wear his glasses?
WHAT was Lee ever thinking when he had sex with chimps?
Why does Ross say action all the time? (rhetorical question)
Does Bone ever speak?
Will Dunst EVER take a nature walk with Miller?
Will Adler ALWAYS get 5 points less than me on tests even though we always put down the same thing?
Will Arezzo EVER show up on the day of a test? NOPE.
Will Seth EVER get less than a 90 or over a 93?
Will Goldberg EVER be good at Frisbee? (only in his mind, sorry Goldberg).
What happens to Roko when he stops playing Tetris?
Why does Roz always get Miller's jokes first?
Will Heather EVER receive recognition for doing more labs than Kenny?
And lastly----Will Miller always be a puberty-stricken teenager? :-)
    Just jokes, I love you, Mr. Miller.  I will miss you all and AP Chem class so much.  Visit me at Penn!

Love, Priscilla Siu

Back to the Miller page...if you're still awake (sorry Priscilla, I couldn't resist ;-)